A Riddle or Two for You…

#1 (Easy): I am cool yet I love the sun, i wear flip flops in the rain and paint my toes blue even though im secretly obsessed with yellow cuz it’s HAPPY and i want my shades to be orange cuz it makes the world look happy and any boy who wants to win me over better not ever even think to buy me roses cuz real flowers are SUNFLOWERS…who am I?

HAHA…i told you it was easy!

ok…now a hard one…

#2 (slightly hard…probably wont be too hard considering i’m making it up haha):
I am blue and icy and i live in a dual world…what am i??

oooooooooh!!! you thought it was gonna be only SLIGHTLY HARD, but it’s REALLY HARD! i foooled you i fooooled you! hahahaha…so take a guess eh…let’s see who has really been paying attention!

Guest post by Princess Pretty Pants, 3/2005

MEOWCH ATTAAAAACK!!!!!!

SUPRISEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

hahaha I didn’t feel like updating my blog so i’m doing a SUPRISE guest update on this blog! YES, i know i’m lame, but don’t act like you don’t like it! hahaha

So let’s talk about Yasmine “THE DREAM” (that’s her new nickname…only because “the dream” rhymes with Yasmine) hehe

Lately, she’s been on a shopping frenzy. Everytime I talk to her, she says “I gotta show you what i bought! I was walking around at _________ (Fill in the blank) and i got _________ and ________ and __________! (fill in the blanks)” I must say, though, that this one has some SNAZZ. YAZZY is SNAZZY! hahahah that rhymes too!

Now I am going to tell everyone 24 reasons why i love Yasmine “THE DREAM” (these are in no particular order):

1. She is crazy…you think I’M crazy? YOU HAVE NO IDEA…yazzo is NUTS! haha
2. She is my partner in crime (who wouldn’t love their partner in crime?!)
3. She loves to laugh, just like moi! (L…I USED A FRENCH WORD! SE VOU PLAIT WOOP WOOP!) hahaha
3. She has a gorgeous smile
4. She’s funky and she’s spunky
5. She’s VIERD
6. She does wraps for me when I just cant get it right (which is 99.9% of the time)
7. She likes to take naps in her car
8. Her world revolves around FOOD
9. She keeps it REAL
10. She’s easily amused
11. She loves funky socks
12. She loves my FAT FEET HAHA (almost as much as i love them…i think…)
13. She is a poet (and a damn good one at that!)
14. She keeps me sane (which is suprising because we’re both INSANE)
15. She’s a book worm neener neener neeeeeeener!
16. She is down to eat dessert anytime anywhere
17. She knows how to cheer me up
18. She is a lazy (just like…____! Fill in the blank!) hahaha
19. She’s one of the VERY few people who understand me
20. She is a cow…hahah just kidding…she’s FABULOUS
21. She’s silly and goofy and not afraid to show it (although she comes across as calm and composed….yazzo…do you think everyone who thinks you’re sophisticated is BLIND OR STUPID? i pick stupid…hahahahahahaha jkkkk)
22. She always has BLUE finger and toe nails…not by choice, but because she’s ALWAYS COLD
23. She is obsessed with the sun
24. BECAUSE SHE IS THE SISTER I NEVER HAD (so is MY BEANER!)

Guest post by Princess Pretty Pants, 3/2005

SUPRISEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

hahaha I didn’t feel like updating my blog so i’m doing a SUPRISE guest update on this blog! YES, i know i’m lame, but don’t act like you don’t like it! hahaha

So let’s talk about Yasmine “THE DREAM” (that’s her new nickname…only because “the dream” rhymes with Yasmine) hehe

Lately, she’s been on a shopping frenzy. Everytime I talk to her, she says “I gotta show you what i bought! I was walking around at _________ (Fill in the blank) and i got _________ and ________ and __________! (fill in the blanks)” I must say, though, that this one has some SNAZZ. YAZZY is SNAZZY! hahahah that rhymes too!

Now I am going to tell everyone 24 reasons why i love Yasmine “THE DREAM” (these are in no particular order):

1. She is crazy…you think I’M crazy? YOU HAVE NO IDEA…yazzo is NUTS! haha
2. She is my partner in crime (who wouldn’t love their partner in crime?!)
3. She loves to laugh, just like moi! (L…I USED A FRENCH WORD! SE VOU PLAIT WOOP WOOP!) hahaha
3. She has a gorgeous smile
4. She’s funky and she’s spunky
5. She’s VIERD
6. She does wraps for me when I just cant get it right (which is 99.9% of the time)
7. She likes to take naps in her car
8. Her world revolves around FOOD
9. She keeps it REAL
10. She’s easily amused
11. She loves funky socks
12. She loves my FAT FEET HAHA (almost as much as i love them…i think…)
13. She is a poet (and a damn good one at that!)
14. She keeps me sane (which is suprising because we’re both INSANE)
15. She’s a book worm neener neener neeeeeeener!
16. She is down to eat dessert anytime anywhere
17. She knows how to cheer me up
18. She is a lazy (just like…____! Fill in the blank!) hahaha
19. She’s one of the VERY few people who understand me
20. She is a cow…hahah just kidding…she’s FABULOUS
21. She’s silly and goofy and not afraid to show it (although she comes across as calm and composed….yazzo…do you think everyone who thinks you’re sophisticated is BLIND OR STUPID? i pick stupid…hahahahahahaha jkkkk)
22. She always has BLUE finger and toe nails…not by choice, but because she’s ALWAYS COLD
23. She is obsessed with the sun
24. BECAUSE SHE IS THE SISTER I NEVER HAD (so is MY BEANER!)

Guest post by The Lovely L Lady, 12/2004

we missed u mucho.

yea i m at it again, eventhough i warned yasminay that with all these fake updates she would not be up for blog awards anymore- she didnt seem to care about that and i value life so i thought i could compromise the quality of this blog if it could save my life… ah hem *nervously* so just bear with me…and who knows i read in newsweek today that if u want to be a journalist, blogging is perfect training, and since it had been decided with yasminay that the topic of this blog will be my laziness/vegging/lack of “realistic” perspective on life- and since she missed out on the clowning session yesterday (started by my sis, with Somayya and Z‘s active participation, well not so much Z) maybe writing this post is good for me, u guys can be the lab rats ( i m not trying in any way to be insulting to the audience here)

So like i said (and rest assured i would never say that in a real written piece, i mean not that i dont take this blogguesting thing seriously but c’mon if yaz gets a break at my expense she can cut me some slack) the kids were all on my case yesterday for trying to hire my sister to do the research and fill out grad school applications and basically fix my life, although really she doesnt need me to hire her, she s always on task, takes the “concerned big sis” position very seriously *remembers mothers pacifying words* well points well taken its all good…but still *grrr* hehe but Yaz understands me, she’d be a great big sis (Bean would second that), she’d just be cool about everything, she’d even be okay with plan 2 : following her around, plan 1 being grad school of course OMGAWD we re graduating in june, ok i m not bitter anymore, really all i m thinking about right now is being done, and i know yaz is also blocking everything else out, see great minds think alike er however the saying goes, just had a fob moment of doubt…so anyway yesterday was muy fun, i wish yaz were there when we made a short, i repeat very short stop at the mall dont fret- bc the kids decided to try to spend money they didnt have and go “uummm excuse me, i think there’s been a mistake, where is the 90% off rack?” Comedy. And Soms having to make the hot sauce bc i cant even make hot sauce, yea i know pretty sad… And me just now matching Z’s voice to Elmo’s (another fob moment, i m not that familiar with sesame st) but yea she really does sound like him!!! U ever notice that Yaz? So there u have it, i m bored half the time if the kids doesnt come visit, but Yaz prefers to reeeaad, and do the vegging on her own. *humph* haha but anyway my lame, not leaving the house, checking emails 10 000 x a day and just chillaxin days will soon be over and we can both get back to pretending to study, getting jamba juice and run around actin a fool…

uhhh please disregard the lack of punctuation, clarity above hehe and Peace Out!