and, finally, we get with the times

I’m in love.

With my brand-new high-speed wireless cable internet connection.

I’d marry it if I could, yes I would.

And all this in the midst of Ramadan, too.

Lord, grant me the strength and discipline to refrain from trivialities and time-wasting.

Meanwhile, I’ve figured out how to network all the computers.

This seems kinda hacker-ish, I say. Oooh…