don’t underestimate me (too much) A: I’m all up…

don’t underestimate me (too much)

A: I’m all up for equality, but women don’t wanna be equal, they just wanna rule the world

Yasmine: Oh is that so?

A: uh huh. I mean, do you go to get your car’s oil changed? Or does daddy do it for you?

A: Do you even pump gas in your car?

Yasmine: I check it regularly myself. But yeah, I have a mechanic change it every few months or so

Yasmine: And yes, I check tire pressure myself too

Yasmine: And pump gas all on my own, every two days

A: I don’t believe

Yasmine: And I check water and coolant levels while I’m at it

Yasmine: And power steering fluid too

A: What’s the coolant color?

A: And what’s the color of the steering fluid?

Yasmine: The coolant is green. The steering fluid is pinkish

Yasmine: The oil is black

Yasmine: The water is clear. Any other questions, smartass?

A: What about transmission fluid?

A: Or brake fluid?

Yasmine: Hmm, now that’s a very good question

Yasmine: I gotta admit, I don’t recall that one at the moment. Tsk.

A: Gotcha!

A: To tell you the truth, when you said that, I actually spilled my coffee, ‘cause you still got 2 out of 3

Yasmine: I only got 2 out of 3?

Yasmine: What else did I miss?

A: Everything

Yasmine: No, I got 3 right…oil, coolant, power steering fluid

A: But I’m still completely bafffled, and speechless

Yasmine: Well good, it’s about time you shut up and stopped gloating

A: Oh boy, you were really looking to score

A: But that doesn’t mean I can’t do anything you can’t

Yasmine: True perhaps

Yasmine: So what color ARE the transmission and brake fluids?

A: They’re both pinkish too

Yasmine: Well thanks for letting me know

Yasmine: I’ll be more prepared the next time I’m quizzed. Ha

A: Hey, I gotta ask, what’s the tire pressure? Average

Yasmine: Good Lord

Yasmine: What is this, an inquisition?

Yasmine: I don’t know if you’ve managed to grasp this, but it IS 3 A.M., geez

Yasmine: And I’ve just finished most of my paper. What little brain I have is hurting already

A: Well I still can’t grasp that you know all that you know

Yasmine: Mind boggling

A: Very much so

A: Not to mention, you just confused the living daylights out of a guy

Yasmine: I know, that takes skills, huh?

Yasmine: What, that whole thing about checking oil just threw you way off guard?

A: The whole coolant color threw me off

Yasmine: Well I thought everyone knew coolant is green

A: Hey, I was waiting for you to stumble just so I could laugh

Yasmine: Looks like joke’s on you, nerd-o

Yasmine: And you forget, I’m the commuter child extraordinaire, remember? That’s why I know all these things

A: So? My sisters commuted to school for years too, remember? And they still had me or dad pump gas for them

Yasmine: Ehh, they’re SUCH girls

A: Man, I still can’t believe you made me spill my coffee

A: Hold on, I gotta go get more

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