i heart traffic school – day one
Patsy: What’s your name, hon?
Patsy: *winces at pronunciation* So what can I call you?
Me: *suppressing laughter* Yasmine.
Patsy: You really are mean, aren’t you?
Patsy: Alright, someone give me the two-letter abbreviation for “senior.”
Jason B.: Old.
Patsy: So, tell us, why are you here in traffic school tonight?
Me: For speeding on the freeway and tailgating a Hummer.
Everyone: OH MY GOD. A Hummer?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patsy: How close?
Me: Uhh, very close. He got out of my way.
Patsy: Mean one, aren’t you?
Question #27: If you are driving in the far left lane on the freeway and other drivers want to pass you, you should:
a. Pay no attention if you are going 55 mph.
b. Flash your brake lights to make them slow down.
c. Move to the right when safe.
Everyone: Make Yasmine answer this question!
The correct answer is, of course, “c.” No kidding, I already knew that. After all, that’s what the stupid Hummer guy finally did. Too bad I still got a speeding ticket.
Patsy: So what do you do?
Me: I’m a fourth-year college student.
Me: Human Development.
Patsy: And what part of humans are you trying to develop?
Me: Umm, I’m still working on figuring that one out.
Did I mention she made us popcorn? And tomorrow we have a pizza party!